We've both seen how the computer that's non gendered
sing
when you've been outside
but you're entering
You make both men and women jealous
even when you dress as rough as guts
you're delicious
The photocopier sings when you're in the wings
the elavator dings a tune when it dings
A lifeless structure orchestrates
like it was announcing the king of france
and you stroll in in your day work clothes
pullover and track pants.
It must be like turning a night sky blue
No other office chick could do that shit like you do
the closest was snow white ,
but no mean feat.
she was a cartoon,
by definition
a cheat
While equipment goes off in leaps and bounds
you dig your heels in
& your humility dumbfounds
The tastiest ace who might choose to be called a novice
You don't have to wear a short skirt to be a star in my office
A crucial secret asset
the foundation of our success
The elixir of interior design
wherever you are, that's the middle
Swivle chairs swivle
Executives dribble
Their pitches turn to drivle
yet you don't even wiggle
what a natural
and a giggle
AND not even on the fiddle
a phenomenon
(she types THEN I dictate so i'm rendered superflous)who needs an engineer when you are here
internet experts don't have your skills
they should be envious
You tapped that glass for a wine top up
Beg ?! you didn't ASK
Most sec's wouldnt pass an interview
without showing some leg ,tit, or ass
I do them like Bill Clinton
and make them perform on cigars
But you're entitled to profit share bonus, retainers , company cars
you tenaciously enthused positive thinking
& filled a whining anti- establishmentian with joy
By printing (thereby establishing ) his poetry
You'd think he just 'had a boy'
I'm almost done
(this hour long text )
i ended up doing your lauderette
the board will accept whatever you say
and you can be assured a fine resume
You type, I'll o.k it
i'll make no bones
You're the undesputably penultimate
Ms Jones
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