If relationships distorted with abrasive ego was a mantra

If relationships distorted with abrasive ego was a mantra we'd probably all save some anxiety problem solving
Cause this ain't really a relationship that consists of your swivelling hips expecting me to circumnavigate and then sit.
And every time that I expand my mind you quip cause you ain't having it

You seemed to have ingrained pre-conceptions of my direction
automatically assuming that everything I said or did beyond affection required your matriarchal correction
You'd think we were a show horse and hired jockey
Our foundations were far too rocky
but relationships distorted with abrasive ego isn't a mantra

While some couples acknowledge the ruffles under the muscles and truffles but still wanna jump the broomstick without too many scuffles so they team up and dream up some prenup so the Anna Nicoles the rock 'n rolls and likes of Tina's Ikes won't turn twisted fate into Christmas cake when it's all tits up on the bliss front due to irretrievable inferences or irreconcilable differences
if relationships distorted with abrasive ego was a mantra we'd probably all save some anxiety problem solving