Poems

A collection of my poems

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Overfill

Surely there should be a law against being obese and invading more room than your ass with a smell of the sweat from your glands and creases...
AS it is

The vampire elite keeps the lemmings asleep as man becomes mankind's meat on a plate they conduct fate As I grew i knew that th...
Inspiration

In the life where naught but purpose was of consequence I followed beauty with the devoted lust of my being And in its tail jangled my...
US

I used to wear make up but you are my make up and I wake up made up
I bouncer

On your manor i'm more man than doorman I'm a strayed warrior in the precinct of the orphans Keep an eye out for me ev...
Lucy gone

Her name is Lucy I can't help seeing her as more captivating than the full moon at the end of June accessorised with jet stream boas ...
Phartology (re flatulence)

I've just done a long,vibrating fart in the library silenced by a cushioned chair YEAH ! It was warm and personalised Snug and shameless...
Doors

......and then at the funeral they all met And they felt a one-ness That no-body else felt And they remembered what it was to love Where e...
EPITAPH

Here lies Joe Bloggs Who died but only thought .....and then he died poor fool...
mmm.....Edible

You are delicious scrumptious and yummy all of the things I'd want for m...